What a fucking magical 24 hours I just had. Awesome schedule, some divine retribution, and relaxing to top it off. This is not sarcastic whatsoever. I’m extremely happy. I’m almost expecting something to tear me down now.

:D bring it on.

DO NOT MAKE SHOTGUNNING HOOKAH A THING.

like seriously…

"They’re like, 12"
- The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via assguard)

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kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person

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gollums-new-best-friend:

urban-dytopia:

au-tom-aton:

laurenwhatthehellareyoudoing:

pitchblackglow:

congrats to all of us for being the first generation to grow up online

#it’s like an awful experiment gone wrong

I bet you there are scientists somewhere, watching us like:

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oh my god, my heart stopped because I thought he spilled it on the laptop

^I think that says a lot

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