- Me: calm your...
- Me: *gestures from chest to crotch*
- Me: ladybits
Am I a bitch for getting the slightest bit angry when I see happy couples?
I’m very impatient… I get anxious easily… I dislike surprises greatly and therefore prefer to buy my own gifts.
Fuck, I needed to talk to my mom…
Why do we lock the door when we leave?
1. If you lock it while you’re inside the room, we’re sure as hell locking it when we leave.
2. I trust most of the girls on the floor, but I have valuable shit and they have guests and ulterior motives.
3. THAT’S WHAT NORMAL FUCKING PEOPLE DO.
This is the second time this year my outfit is really well put together.
First was RA interview.
Second was Hussars theme.
Was there a sudden influx of attractive guys? No. It’s more like my standards have comfortably settled and I can appreciate the eye candy now.